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 Post subject: The Raffled Horse
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:37 pm 
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A young cowboy went to a liverystable to buy a horse. The stable owner said, "I'm sorry, son, but the horse died."

"I'll take him anyway," the young cowboy said.

"What are you going to do with a dead horse?"

"I'm going to raffle him off."

"Well, I never heard of raffling off a horse, especially if it's dead," the stable owner scoffed.

Several days later, the stable owner saw the young cowboy downtown. The stable owner asked how the raffle went.

"I made $998," the young cowboy said.

"You got $998 for a dead horse?" the stable owner gasped, "Didn't anyone complain?"

"Yep, the guy who won," the young cowboy said, "So I gave him back his $2."

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